The Somethingsomething of Everysecondtuesday

Having finished season three, I am now almost caught up with Teen Wolf.  Soon, I will be able to follow all the Lydia blogs without fear of spoilers.

Soon.

eeames:

In which the Sheriff and Derek have to pretend to date at the next North American Werewolf Symposium, and Stiles is going to loSE HIS MIND. [ prompt ]
Scott:  It could be worse.Stiles:  How. How, Scott, could this be worse?Scott:  They’re not sharing one milkshake?

eeames:

In which the Sheriff and Derek have to pretend to date at the next North American Werewolf Symposium, and Stiles is going to loSE HIS MIND. [ prompt ]

Scott:  It could be worse.
Stiles:  How. How, Scott, could this be worse?
Scott:  They’re not sharing one milkshake?

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

I started to write out a “Reading Teen Wolf and things that make me ridiculously happy, an incomplete list,” but then I got to item twenty and realized I wasn’t even a third of the way done with just the things that make me happy in Stiles fic, much less Lydia.

I may have a problem.

Reading Teen Wolf fic and things that irk me, an incomplete list:

- “Wifebeater.”  Please.  Stop.  Unless the object is to evoke immediate thoughts of domestic violence with overtones of classism, the phrase is “tank top.”  (Or, well, if in the UK, I think it’s “vest top”?  But this is fic set in the U.S.)

- Kate the screeching harpy.  I mean, don’t get me wrong, Kate is evil.  But she is a charismatic evil.  It is part of what makes her so terrifying, that she seems so personable and likeable and ordinary, the baseball-playing, bubble-gum-chewing girl next door, who’ll teach her young niece how to apply mascara and protect herself from creeps and be the best damn aunt ever … and who has a secret torture chamber in her basement.

- “Big guy.”  This one is all on me.  It’s just that it is so pervasive and always, always makes me think of Sentinel fandom, and then suddenly I am upset with the fic for not being one of the many amazing Sentinel fusion fic out there, because I can never really get enough of those.  I’m sorry, Teen Wolf, but Jim and Blair came first.

- Stiles using Adderall as an upper.  If it worked that way for people with ADHD, it wouldn’t be used for ADHD.  Yes, neurotypical people can use it that way.  That’s because their brains work differently.

georgetakei:

Five seconds to see where the problem is here…

When mothers are determined to become grandmothers.

georgetakei:

Five seconds to see where the problem is here…

When mothers are determined to become grandmothers.

lordbyronsbloomers:

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2014)

The year is 1925Fresh out of Hogwarts, Newt Scamander finds himself struggling with the banality of working for the Ministry of Magic. When the United Wizarding Republic invites him to investigate a rogue dragon living in the sewer systems of New York City, however, Newt’s boring life is plunged into chaosNew York City is dark, dirty, and dazzling, but with a little help from Nella Larson and Duke Ellington - the brightest witch and wizard of their age - Newt finally starts to feel that New York is home. Together, the Nella and Duke teach Newt how to do the Charleston, how to buy Butterbeer off the blackmarket, and, of course, how to save New York City from a hoard of angry dragons.

Newt Scamander - Nathan Stewart-Jarrett

Nella Larson - Angel Coulby

Duke Ellington - Gary Carr

”- Well, we all know what was happening last Monday and who you were with. So I’m assuming…
- Dad, what the hell was I supposed to say? ‘Hi, that’s Derek Hale but he’s deaged. Because that can happen. Oh, and by the way, Agent McCall, your son is a werewolf?!’

Sterek AU: When Derek gets hit with a temporary deaging curse, the pack does it best to hide this fact. Stiles thinks he did a great job but the “cousin Miguel” thing gets out of hand and soon half of the town thinks Stiles is secretly dating some guy (including “cousin Miguel,” the actual guy that Stiles wants to date).
xerza:

zehymen:

im fucking crying

…PEOPLE.  I bet you all believe you can swim to the bottom of the ocean if you hold your breath long enough too. 

xerza:

zehymen:

im fucking crying

…PEOPLE.  I bet you all believe you can swim to the bottom of the ocean if you hold your breath long enough too.